iTwit Definition: (noun) a smartphone addict who is obsessed with collecting ever more useless apps.

Smartphones have taken over our lives. Simple tasks are now outsourced to apps that tell us what to do, where to do it, how much to spend on it and how to clean up afterwards.... iTwit is a comic catalogue bursting with apps that will tickle your funny bone, raise your eyebrows and turn your stomach.

Too busy to know when you need to go to the toilet? Download iGopoo.

Keen to know how that ugly girl is going to look in five pints time? Try Booze Views.

Fresh out of clean underwear? Sniff Tester will tell you which pants are OK for one more day?

'iTwit' is easy to navigate and bookmark - all you need are hands and a bookmark.

It utilises the very latest in analogue page-tilt technology - simply rotate the book and read the pages with your eyes.

You've heard of apps. These are crapps. And this book is full of it.

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